【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
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[Somehow, Taiki's managed to summon a Servant! Whether it's by accident or if it's on purpose, who knows. Of course, this Servant is surprisingly younger than you'd expect - she looks like a teenage girl wearing what seems to be a nun's robes along with a cross necklace around her neck.
And then she smiles.]
Ahh, what a cute Master I've found! It makes me almost want to eat you up. ♥
[...oh my god]
I mean, you are my Master, right? It would be bad if a cute Servant like me made some sort of terrible mistake! Anyway, let me introduce myself! Servant Lancer at your service. Call me Lancer-chan, okay? ☆
I definitely have no idea who but let's try this guy
[His face and limbs are frozen as he stares at her. Without moving his head much, his gaze darts down to the dried leaves from a certain tree held in his palm.
It... worked? It really, actually worked.
He should say something. Something about how yes, he is her Master. No, she didn't make a mistake. Or hi, nice to meet you Lancer (or Lancer-chan, he supposes).
But what tumbles out instead is-]
You- You wouldn't really eat me, would you...? Are Servants supposed to do that?
[Taiki pls]
Wait, no, what am I- [He smacks his hand against the side of his head, embarrassed.] Sorry, Lancer... Lancer-chan. [His face gets a little pink when he adds the honorific, but he'll live. He doesn't usually use honorifics with anyone, but he'll live.] Anyway, I'm Taiki. Kudou Taiki, but just Taiki is fine.
[Depends on what she means by 'eating', actually but she'll just tease him a little bit, considering that he seems to be a little less aware of the situation than most Masters. But that's not a problem, because she knows enough to get him through this.
Not to mention that she can see the leaves he's holding.
So that's what he used to summon her.]
If you can't supply me with mana properly, [Zange- no, Lancer-chan, says that while licking her lips rather suggestively] then I'll just have to. Don't worry, you don't die from it! But I'm sure a cute boy like you will be very delicious.
I'm surprised you didn't ask me for my True Name, but that's fine. It's nice to meet you too, Taiki-kun. ☆
[And she reaches her hand out for a handshake. Come on, shake her hand.]
N-no! No, I won't! Definitely not delicious! [He flails a bit as his voice rises in pitch. This is... too much. It's too much! Is she seriously going to make that kind of face at him...?!] I... I'm not the best magus in the world or anything, but that shouldn't be necessary... If it's not enough- [His voice takes on a more determined tone.] I'll keep working hard until it is.
[He has to.]
I'm pretty sure I know your True Name if these worked. [He waves the hand still gripping onto those leaves, but he extends the hand that's free. If she wants a handshake, then a handshake she shall have.] Your real name... You're the goddess Zange, right?
[He's sure these are the leaves for her tree, unless somebody lied to him.]
[She can't stop herself from laughing, especially since both his expression and his flailing is just too good to be true.]
You're really funny, aren't you? I was just joking. ♥ [Well...] Half joking, anyway. Servants usually eat souls, and I'm not interested in eating the soul of a cute boy like you, Taiki-kun. But I can tell you that supplying me with mana without taking souls is a lot easier process than you'd think.
[Although she seems to be purposefully leaving that process out, if only to let that sink in and have him think on it just a little bit. But then he actually says that he knows her True Name and then--]
Well, Zange's more of a nickname. You see, my name is the same as my sister's, as we're twin trees - but then to differentiate each other, I call myself 'Zange'. Oh, and for the record, while you did summon me, since I'm a goddess, I had to borrow a human's body that was suitable. Don't worry though. I have her complete permission. But even so, don't use my True Name, outside of this place, okay? Since you are a novice, I'll have to do my best to protect your mind, but if you say it out loud, then it can't be helped.
guess
And then she smiles.]
Ahh, what a cute Master I've found! It makes me almost want to eat you up. ♥
[...oh my god]
I mean, you are my Master, right? It would be bad if a cute Servant like me made some sort of terrible mistake! Anyway, let me introduce myself! Servant Lancer at your service. Call me Lancer-chan, okay? ☆
I definitely have no idea who but let's try this guy
It... worked? It really, actually worked.
He should say something. Something about how yes, he is her Master. No, she didn't make a mistake. Or hi, nice to meet you Lancer (or Lancer-chan, he supposes).
But what tumbles out instead is-]
You- You wouldn't really eat me, would you...? Are Servants supposed to do that?
[Taiki pls]
Wait, no, what am I- [He smacks his hand against the side of his head, embarrassed.] Sorry, Lancer... Lancer-chan. [His face gets a little pink when he adds the honorific, but he'll live. He doesn't usually use honorifics with anyone, but he'll live.] Anyway, I'm Taiki. Kudou Taiki, but just Taiki is fine.
no subject
[Depends on what she means by 'eating', actually but she'll just tease him a little bit, considering that he seems to be a little less aware of the situation than most Masters. But that's not a problem, because she knows enough to get him through this.
Not to mention that she can see the leaves he's holding.
So that's what he used to summon her.]
If you can't supply me with mana properly, [Zange- no, Lancer-chan, says that while licking her lips rather suggestively] then I'll just have to. Don't worry, you don't die from it! But I'm sure a cute boy like you will be very delicious.
I'm surprised you didn't ask me for my True Name, but that's fine. It's nice to meet you too, Taiki-kun. ☆
[And she reaches her hand out for a handshake. Come on, shake her hand.]
no subject
[He has to.]
I'm pretty sure I know your True Name if these worked. [He waves the hand still gripping onto those leaves, but he extends the hand that's free. If she wants a handshake, then a handshake she shall have.] Your real name... You're the goddess Zange, right?
[He's sure these are the leaves for her tree, unless somebody lied to him.]
no subject
[She can't stop herself from laughing, especially since both his expression and his flailing is just too good to be true.]
You're really funny, aren't you? I was just joking. ♥ [Well...] Half joking, anyway. Servants usually eat souls, and I'm not interested in eating the soul of a cute boy like you, Taiki-kun. But I can tell you that supplying me with mana without taking souls is a lot easier process than you'd think.
[Although she seems to be purposefully leaving that process out, if only to let that sink in and have him think on it just a little bit. But then he actually says that he knows her True Name and then--]
Well, Zange's more of a nickname. You see, my name is the same as my sister's, as we're twin trees - but then to differentiate each other, I call myself 'Zange'. Oh, and for the record, while you did summon me, since I'm a goddess, I had to borrow a human's body that was suitable. Don't worry though. I have her complete permission. But even so, don't use my True Name, outside of this place, okay? Since you are a novice, I'll have to do my best to protect your mind, but if you say it out loud, then it can't be helped.