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It's your fault because you don't know how to work together with everyone!
[Sarada grits her teeth. That had been bad. She almost stomped her foot in agitation, but the twinge of pain stopped her just in time.]
The quickest way isn't always the best way. You should know that by now. And when you're in a team, you always need to think of the others around you and not just yourself.
[She sighs and waves her hand dismissively.]
Like right now, you should learn from my example. Right now I want to strangle you or at least kick you into the mud, but I'm not because I know it would be bad for us as a team and we wouldn't get home safely.
[ Please no kicking him into the mud, he knows how strong Sarada can be. ]
I was thinking about everyone, if I defeated those guys first then we all could go home no problem. All you had to do was back me up if needed!
[ Totally not helping at all. Teamwork isn't Boruto's thing at all and even knowing they do work well if they talk he didn't stop and think about it at all. ]
[She breathes out hard, enough that some of the hair stirs by the side of her face. Forcibly, Sarada reminds herself of her own words that she just spoke. She can picture Boruto covered in mud mentally; that's a better alternative than doing it for real.]
Honestly, your thinking is really shortsighted... I'm a little amazed. [She ducks down under a branch in her way as she speaks.] You're looking at the bigger picture but not the details. Obviously taking care of them was our goal, but if you don't assess the field, then you'll get yourself or the rest of us killed very easily. It's not as serious for a mission like this, but one day it will be.
For instance... Enemies could've been hidden around the area. Even if we were stronger than genin, a good surprise attack would be enough to wound anyone. And Mitsuki and I have the knowledge to know not to rush in, but if you were seriously hurt... Mitsuki might think it through, but I'm inexperienced enough that I'd be worried and rush in without thinking.
[...wait.
WAIT NO, SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO ACTUALLY SAY THAT...
Thinking fast, Sarada tries to backpedal a little. She can definitely save this situation, blush spreading across her face or no.]
A-anyway! When you rush out there, it's not just you running out there, so have a little more thought next time. I won't always be there to save you. [She huffs. If she weren't hurt she'd stalk ahead of him so he can't see her face.] Not like today. I pushed you out of the way of the landslide, you know... So take a little responsibility, Boruto.
What you want me to carry you or something as an apology ?
[ He's bad at this, sure Mitsuki always goes with his ideas but he's not here to back him up. Sure they could have all gotten hurt it was a higher ranked mission, but it's just easy stuff now, there's no need to get worked up. ]
I get it, if they surprised us my plan wouldn't work, and we'd have trouble. Though, you should be able to see that coming it's that what you're good at?
I- Baka-Boruto, I never said anything like that...!
[Uuuuu, this is bad, her face is really red now...]
I-if you tried to carry me, we'd both probably fall, I bet... Just another accident waiting to happen...
[That’s a lie. She knows he'd probably be fine, and they'd probably even be getting back to the others faster than they are now. There's even a part of her that wants him to, really.
But it's embarrassing to say that, okay.
She sighs, though, and tries to disregard it for now. If they don't talk about it more than that, then surely it'll be fine...]
If those idiots we dealt with earlier tried something? Of course I'd be able to put a stop to it. They aren't clever enough to fool me. [She pushes her glasses up her nose, something entering her tone that's almost... solemn.] But we won't always be fighting idiots, Boruto. You should know just as well as I do that there are more dangerous people out there.
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[Sarada grits her teeth. That had been bad. She almost stomped her foot in agitation, but the twinge of pain stopped her just in time.]
The quickest way isn't always the best way. You should know that by now. And when you're in a team, you always need to think of the others around you and not just yourself.
[She sighs and waves her hand dismissively.]
Like right now, you should learn from my example. Right now I want to strangle you or at least kick you into the mud, but I'm not because I know it would be bad for us as a team and we wouldn't get home safely.
[See, she's the Best Example.]
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I was thinking about everyone, if I defeated those guys first then we all could go home no problem. All you had to do was back me up if needed!
[ Totally not helping at all. Teamwork isn't Boruto's thing at all and even knowing they do work well if they talk he didn't stop and think about it at all. ]
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Honestly, your thinking is really shortsighted... I'm a little amazed. [She ducks down under a branch in her way as she speaks.] You're looking at the bigger picture but not the details. Obviously taking care of them was our goal, but if you don't assess the field, then you'll get yourself or the rest of us killed very easily. It's not as serious for a mission like this, but one day it will be.
For instance... Enemies could've been hidden around the area. Even if we were stronger than genin, a good surprise attack would be enough to wound anyone. And Mitsuki and I have the knowledge to know not to rush in, but if you were seriously hurt... Mitsuki might think it through, but I'm inexperienced enough that I'd be worried and rush in without thinking.
[...wait.
WAIT NO, SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO ACTUALLY SAY THAT...
Thinking fast, Sarada tries to backpedal a little. She can definitely save this situation, blush spreading across her face or no.]
A-anyway! When you rush out there, it's not just you running out there, so have a little more thought next time. I won't always be there to save you. [She huffs. If she weren't hurt she'd stalk ahead of him so he can't see her face.] Not like today. I pushed you out of the way of the landslide, you know... So take a little responsibility, Boruto.
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[ He's bad at this, sure Mitsuki always goes with his ideas but he's not here to back him up. Sure they could have all gotten hurt it was a higher ranked mission, but it's just easy stuff now, there's no need to get worked up. ]
I get it, if they surprised us my plan wouldn't work, and we'd have trouble. Though, you should be able to see that coming it's that what you're good at?
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[Uuuuu, this is bad, her face is really red now...]
I-if you tried to carry me, we'd both probably fall, I bet... Just another accident waiting to happen...
[That’s a lie. She knows he'd probably be fine, and they'd probably even be getting back to the others faster than they are now. There's even a part of her that wants him to, really.
But it's embarrassing to say that, okay.
She sighs, though, and tries to disregard it for now. If they don't talk about it more than that, then surely it'll be fine...]
If those idiots we dealt with earlier tried something? Of course I'd be able to put a stop to it. They aren't clever enough to fool me. [She pushes her glasses up her nose, something entering her tone that's almost... solemn.] But we won't always be fighting idiots, Boruto. You should know just as well as I do that there are more dangerous people out there.